It takes a big fan and a big man to leave behind a David Fales jersey (or Josh McCown, or Caleb Hanie, or Chris Chandler).

For a while I thought it read “It’s tough to make sense of the freighter plane full of crash...” in an article about Man u and thought “Too soon? Well it has been over 50 years.”

It’s not peak bullshit until the NFL puts him up in a pink dress uniform.

Yeah! These things are ugly as shit, and if you can’t afford nicer looking Bluetooth headphones, then maybe you should put in a little more effort in your work.

YOUR ALMA MATER HAS AN EMPEROR!?! Man I am so jelly.

It looks like a shit hadouken. A hapooken.

Why is anybody even surprised at the fight? If you wanted to watch Mayweather fight and throw some punches, put a woman in the ring.

You know, I need to clearly read the bylaws in my condo again. I've only changed the oil on my car and am looking at flushing the coolant soon, but no one's complained... yet. Luckily the last major work I needed to do on my car (spring and strut) was done at my apt complex before I moved. I didn't pay attention to…

This list is sorely missing Sewage Joe.

After football practice, my friend and I were throwing around the football in front of the school while shit talking to each other. Like we usually do. Of course being at a certain distance we had to yell. Eventually our yelling caught the attention of one of our coaches who proceeded to gather the both of us to chew…

Do these guys live in a zoo? There's a fish there and I thought I heard a peacock at around 2:17.

Not enough time outs.

List is useless to me. I only listed to rap and country. Thank God for Kid Rock.

What the shit? Even Christian Ponder is in on it:

I've been looking at wrong all this. To me it looks like a giant asshole.

I can tell this list is bullshit because it's missing Wu-Tang. Although to be fair, all their ratings would be "ain't nothing ta fuck wit."

That is literally. Fucking. Yellow face.

Pffft. Belgium. Who do they have? We have players from the MLS!

So in summary, one of them wins everybody loses?