See, that's what homosexuality does. It distracts people from the real, offensive threat. Nobody's complaining about the giant dick on the TV screen, walking up on the stage and calling 256 names.

1. 1%
2. Baseball game
3. Mosquito
4. Get fat
5. Shit

In the extended cut, he rolls up his windows and locks all his doors as soon as they start rolling into the south side.

There's plenty of racism, but no freedom of speech!!!!!!

I finally watched that ninja turtles trailer. Now I'm interested to see Michael Bay's epic battle between explosions and his new found love for dub step drops.

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The kid wouldn't have made it that far down the pitch in Italy. Not with all the banana peels on the pitch.

For having so many likes, it's a pretty shitty podcast.

- Wagon
- AWD
- 2.0L Turbocharged Boxer
- 300hp
- CVT

-Chicago's (and really everybody's) response to any New Yorker whipping their dick out for a dick measuring contest nobody asked for. Cool story bro.

I don't understand the surprise. I thought they were shutting down all flamers in Russia.

"Now you know how it feels to lose funding."

"Now you know how it feels like to lose funding."

Guy's calling out animal racism and doing something about it. I like that; he's like the MLK of asshats.

I'm on The Wire right now, scratching the surface of the last season. Unfortunately the fifth season seems to focus more on journalists and the media. Big indicator that it's the crappiest season of the bunch.

Get a credit card. No credit history is just as bad as bad credit history:

If you think that gate is impressive, you should check out my coffee table made from an old cable reel.

Why is it always a fair weather to be a Bears fan? Jim. Fucking. Miller. That's why. 2001, second best record in the NFL with 13-3. Luck made us an "unstoppable" defense and we treated Jim Miller as our QB savior. Jim. Fucking. Miller.

It seems more appropriate than their original idea of paying tribute to Griffey Jr. by taking a knee.

"Too old." - Mark Sanchez