Guys! Leave him alone! He’s a god fearing veteran with kids and cancer. Be sure to contribute to his gofundme page.

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Where’s he spending most of his days, in the playground?

Wait, so does that mean Mattis and Mnuchin is out? I thought they had a bros before hos contract where if one leaves or is kicked out, the rest of them do too.

Well there’s known knowns, unknown unknowns, and known unknowns. Since we can’t know the known unknowns, then we’re really unknown in that known unknowns. The mistake in accepting that unknown as an unknown is looking foolish knowing it’s unknown in a known unknown. So to play it safe we have to accept that known…

You dare bastardize good taco and burrito with sour cream!?! You get the FOH with that Taco Bell style abortion you’re calling Mexican food. You know what, whatever. You’re free to do whatever you want with your food, even if it means making sure your tacos and burritos taste like day old plain yogurt left in the sun.

Don’t be so hard on him, he’s saving that energy for when he gives him a handjob later on tonight.

From Chicago. Other than the pizza and hot dog, I feel Italian Beef should get more love. It’s thin cuts of roast beef in italian bread; I highly suggest getting it dipped with hot giardiniera. The messier the better.

Since it’s in Kansas, is it pronounced Ar-kan-zes City or Ar-ken-saw City?

You’re allowed to throw overhand in cornhole.

Cocaine’s a helluva drug. Sad.

As a man, and this is just my view on thing, I think we should be able to express our opinion on the matter, but only to our girlfriend/wife/significant other. You know, people we have a relationship with. Is there any value to this opinion? No, not our body not our decision. If we don’t carry the burden (or…

Steve Bannon looks like he’s constantly struggling with meat sweats.

Steve Bannon looks like he was just called out an hour ago for being the only adult at the playground without a kid but had to come back because he just can’t quit.

TLDR: Look, black people are cool. Get over it. Also, I can name a few famous black people, I hired some black guys, and lemme talk about that one black friend that can tolerate me. P.S. CNN are fags.

You offer the video in 1080p60. You’re doing the Lord’s work Mike.

Ha! Fags!

Now if only she could cringe her way through softball questions for Aaron Rodgers, then maybe she can get her own show in HBO.