I never thought of it that way. Do tell more.

Carpentry. Yes. I use that reasoning too.

Good point. Though I've never broken my foot or toe whenever someone heel stomps the pitch. I blame it on good conditioning.

He harnessed the powers of Neven Subotic. Who gets no love because he's not playing with the Almighty Neymar.

Subaru WRX/STI

Well fuck. I guess Airplane! was doing it wrong all this time.

Only because CBS was quick enough to cut away before the eventual Kevin Ware nipple slip. They've learned their lesson.

WTF ESPN! What was he going to say on "The Decision?" Is it coming out on Blu-Ray? Will it have commentary from the director and every one involved? Are there outtakes or gag reels? Is there a "making of" special? Are there trailers to the sequels "The Sex Scandal" or "The Retirement" or "The Post-NBA Lazy Commentary…

Number of fucks given: 0

Having that kid sing the national anthem is wrong and insulting. If they don't stop that what's next? Doing a sign language of the national anthem to insult all us hearing Americans?

Multiply that by six and that's how many times Skip Bayless came buckets during the program.

And why not? But as Cheerios can attest, people just aren't ready for marble rye.

1980 did it first with Little Darlings.

Bayern and Robben were good and all, but maybe you should post Subotic's insane save just for the shit of it.

This is accurate. The 90s didn't have the technology to put three wolves in one shirt. Much less howling at the moon.

I disagree. I need more evidence.

Interesting. Please explain.

Yes! Finally! Now we can finally have a game featuring this guy.

13. An IBM 486. Loved it because it was when Pentiums had been out and it was already out of date. Which meant it couldn't run anything new including the coolest game at the time, DOOM. Had to teach myself command line on DOS and upgrade the RAM so I could play the shareware on start up with MIDI sound. It forced me…

It's actually pretty cool reversed, because listening to The Car's Moving in Stereo with reversed earbuds is like listening to The Beatles's I'm So Tired played backwards. Also I'm pretty sure, for most guys, listening to Moving in Stereo will conjure up mental images of Phoebe Cates. Reversed earbuds would have her…