Is that... penetration I see?

When I first heard about this show I was all "Oh cool, the beast will be some man-beast like Ron Perlman in the old show." Nope. It'll be different and modern. Maybe instead of man-beast, they'll "modernize" it and turn the beast into a burn victim (why aren't they making a Darkman TV) or a cyborg . Nope. It turns…

I figured that as well, which draws even more ire from me.

He's not an ape. He's made of clay and dirt and God's spit and dreams and rainbows. And he's made dammit, because no embryology.

I'm with you on embryology. I mean what the fuck does he believe in, the stork? That babies grow on trees? One of the common procedures performed in his physician link are C sections.

Attend the local autocross (or rallycross if you happen to be one those lucky bastards who have one). You can also go home later (don't have to stay in the office or work environment) when traffic has died down and the parking lot/garage is empty enough to hoon.

Too rich for my blood, at the moment. Luckily there's track days and manufacturer test drive days like Mini, Audi and Cadillac recently.

Yes. Let's all get bacon and wrap it into tubes for extreme crispy deliciousness BECAUSE THIS WILL HELP THE BACON SHORTAGE. 12/21/12 PEOPLE, THE MAYANS KNEW IT ALL ALONG. SAVE THE BACON.

Me:

*sigh* Read the headline and thought "Why would an electric car need compressed air?" and then I clicked on the link...

I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know what you're talking about.

True, it does happen. But it was pretty blatant and in front of the same ref that called it a touchdown. Then again this is the same group of people that didn't flag that helmet-to-helmet on DHB (it's most likely accidental but it's still a helmet-to-helmet); so I shouldn't expect much.

This is analysis based on completely ignoring the offensive pass interference right?

Says the guy trying to set everyone straight on what it takes to be a tool. But whatever. Congrats brah, you just took an internet comment that wasn't even aimed at you too seriously!

With that pretentious silent k, I don't understand why knives can't be both artistic and a tool.

Yet, at 16,000, it's probably still not enough to control the population in and damage to the swamplands.

This is just like the liberal media to twist things around and make a negative story out of an incident that was taken way out of context. The RNC attendee was knocked around due to the excitable commotion and lost control of his/her nuts, sending a small amount onto the face of said black CNN camerawoman. The…

Hoffner's attorney called the videos "private family moments"

Any tales of corporate/PR sabotage where you set up somebody else's client to look like a dick and make yours look like a champ (or vice versa)?