"A man was reaching for the pizza box on his dashboard"

When there's too much priority on superficial crap and pretty much no attention to the simplest maintenance.

nuff said

I checked out the rest of the site for a bit and found Animal Farm. The most usual complaint... the animals talked. That's not believable.

SMS grammar? WTF!?! Seriously though, you'd think with text message plans being unlimited for cheap (and most people have unlimited plans now), people would spell out every single word.

" the United States spends more on lip balm than on the Cassini mission, around $300 million a year"

They should know where to find the volume knob/controller so they can turn it the eff down and listen to their car as they drive. Those strange noises that doesn't sound like car noise (i.e. screeching, grinding, ticking, etc.) means you should probably get it checked out. Sure non-gearheads may not know what's…

"it tastes like... sweet... and sour. Like a tangy sauce."

You don't. Why bother with convincing them. Just buy it... for your significant other.

Let me get past the obvious answer of "anybody who wants to make money would take them seriously" and point out your poorly tasted post.

I'm sorry, but as soon as I read William Wallace Lincoln....

Both of you are wrong. It's "F U, gay or not I'm still winning today's autocross."

Me: Siri, how do I get to destination A?

I hope #5 fully understands the responsibility that comes with harnessing the power of the quail.

Hello sexy.

Interesting, I read one online somewhere where the exterior was kept the same but the interior was completely done up like the MkV GTI/Golf with plaid seats, MkV gauges, steering wheel, everything. Really nice looking. I don't remember the drivetrain but as soon I hear Corrado and AWD or quattro I can't help but…

Winter's been kind to Chicago, I hope they've been taking it out more often.

Or they may not know of the potential of the cars and its value and not maintain it well (i.e. put in some crappy push start button, Sony CD player and Xplod speakers instead of new rotors, pads, parking brake lines, tranny oil flush, never fix the broken auto seatbelts,etc.). Leaving it virtually worthless until some…

VW Corrado. Preferably the VR6 (IMO), stock of course; every body kit I've seen on the Rado is just blech.

Laser. Don't forget the laser. Man those were great cars, then it got that sophmore 1500 and just let itself go.