It's back... kinda, but unfortunately it had some heavy botox.

Mass ejection huh. I'm glad I always have my towel with me.

Every FF after VI is a poor man's version of it. I like IX because to me it wasn't too overtly angsty or melodramatic or serious. Not that there wasn't any seriousness to IX, but it wasn't overdone.

Glad to see Shadowrun on list. I like that cyberpunk noir feeling I had playing the game, the wonderful NPC interactions at that time and trying to solve the mystery of Jake.

Agreed! Vivi FTMFW! I couldn't get into VII or VIII and after I tried to play X I just gave up on FF.

And my science boner for Neil deGrasse Tyson remains justified.

Same here spidey.

I'll have to agree. I'm taking the time out of my life looking at the news feed on the right, going past relevant news about video games and clicking on "This was lunch" expecting news on the newest video game news. Instead I get some dribble about your lunch. I spent 3 min. of my life reading about your lunch, 3 min.…

I think it captured the spirit of the Fiat Abarth pretty well, bad CGI or not. That said, I'd still have Catalina Menghia scolding me in sultry Italian than taking part in a Charlie Sheen party (it's not a house party without Kid n' Play).

Was this to be read with Tone Loc's voice? If not I'm still going to read it that way.

Fixed.

Sun Valley, CA huh? Road trip. Too old and won't pass emissions test? That sucks, in Illinois I believe its required if it's 1996 model or newer and is four years or older. The payoff is snow, ice and salt. I hate working with brakes or taking apart anything in the underside of the car.

Where is this junk yard? How much for the E28? And why on earth is it junked (it looks good from that picture)?

I'd stick with Raising Hope, Katy Perry... untalented and cannot sing... but boobs. Also, the chemistry between nerdy Goonies girl, rapist from Last House on the Left and Betty White hater make for some pretty good comedy.

This can't be a "free candy" van, there's a heart shaped window. Everybody knows "free candy" vans are windowless. So yes, your kids can approach without caution. Other than the only thing I see wrong with this van is the AK. Vikings fight with their mitts, not with weapons of blasphemous machinery. Other than that,…

Not cool, monkeys.

So will there be fart jokes? Or will they keep it true to form and have a story with an excruciatingly slow pace and a quick climax?

After reading the charts and facts, I, with the exception of placing more importance over performance and describing my car as aggressive, am a woman...

What drives me nuts about this is I was rocking wayfarers, v necks and unkempt hair ages ago; before it was "cool".

Then they graduate and move to the Gulf where they've never seen a pelican before.