It was the most NFL players that have ever attended a White House visit EVER!

“Friends of Jason” sounds like the shittiest support group in the world

Definitely shit on Louies part. In his prime he was as funny a stand up I’d seen, I mean laugh out loud til your crying funny. Chapelle and Carlin are right there for me too. Anyway I turned on Netflix tonight (It’s 230am here in Dubai) and started to watch Louies newest stand up. Absolutely cringeworthy. The audience…

Full Disclosure: I’m a goddamned, filthy libertarian (and not a good librul like many of the writers here, but I agree with you guys about half the time (not bad!)). Conservatives claim they want “small government,” but these assholes are speaking out of both sides of their mouth. They want the government to ban…

their logic always confused the hell out of me. a 5 year old girl is probably going to be a lot more startled by a person who acts and dresses as a man who is in the stall next to them crying because society hates them than they would a person who acts and dresses a woman quietly using the restroom quietly.

I’m sure that, given the NCAA’s long and distinguished history of being morally bankrupt, this will give them enough of an excuse to say that NC has taken the necessary steps to correct this injustice and earn back the right to host all tournaments.

Maybe he needs more FIBERTRON

Paul Ryan’s reputation as the Republican’s “serious policy guy” seems to be entirely based on the fact that he wears a nice suit and takes himself very seriously. Nothing he has ever done has shown any indication that he is actually capable of creating any kind of actionable policy. Look at this healthcare fiasco and…

Sadly they are not. They’re piling on. Conservative women hate women too.

She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Yup. Let this be a learning lesson to fellow conservative women. Ms Lahren did everything right to be a cool girl, she was one of the ‘good ones.’ She stepped out of a line and all her bros went, “I don’t know her.”

Why the F is he still having rallies? Do the trumpers not realize that’s odd?

I was saying that about the GOP years before Trump was elected. A party that ruins its own country in order to gain power, influence and wealth is the very definition of traitor.

These motherfuckers are all a bunch of traitors.

I regret that I only have two hands to raise.

It should be pointed out, if it isn’t obvious, that it’s in fact illegal to ask women those types of questions in a job interview. So he’s not only an asshole, he lets his assholeness cloud reasonable judgement of the law.

Raise your hand if you’re SO tired of the bullshit.

He wants to gut the NIH, which is a powerhouse of funding for biological and medical research. It’s bad enough that the lingering effects of xenophobia is going to drive away talented international researchers, but if he does this, it’s basically game over for our country’s continued prosperity.

Why the fuck does Pence always look like he’s about to introduce legislation to outlaw the X-Men?

the yearly budget for meals on wheels = one trip to mar a lago