The following year, Dylann Roof would get arrested with multiple weapons in his car yet he managed to come away with no bullets fired into body. He would also get to wear a Kevlar vest for protection and eat Burger King the police bought him*.

America - where if you’re black, shoplifting is a death sentence.

They claim it’s for Maisie but really it was so Kit could appear taller than someone, *finally*.

Wow, what a bunch of THUGS

THE UNITED STATES FLAG CODE
Title 4, Chapter 1

The best Ryan Dempster story is when he stayed at Fenway pitching batting practice to fans until 3 am after the Sox won the World Series in ‘13

Casey Affleck was brilliant in Manchester by the Sea and absolutely deserved his Oscar.

Congrats to her and Constance Wu who don’t give a fuck about hurting their careers by pissing off the sexist frat bros who run Hollywood and will probably side with Affleck.

Affleck didn’t help his cause by retweeting:

It’s not just Rahm, it’s that dickhead in Springfield, Rauner. Who has kept the entire state from having a budget for almost two years.

Also, fuck Bruce Rauner.

Chance honestly astounds me with his deep devotion to and love for his hometown. Most people in his spot would be living in a mansion in Beverly Hills (*cough* Kanye *cough*), but Chance sticks around and makes a difference. Plus, he makes FIRE music.

I really, really like this guy.

Chance is the only fucking major figure who cares about CPS and it is disgusting.

You’re close:

Yeah, won’t matter. The people who believe every word Trump says basically are immune to facts and reason and independent thought.

Nice try, Russia!

That and every time he throws a cheap shot, his constituents offer up every inconceivable excuse

Was this kid engineered in a lab to play for Duke?! Amazing.

This guy belongs in the Trump cabinet. Every time he throws a cheap shot, he reacts like a victim.