Until morale improves, the lickings will continue.

So he spoke about himself in the third person?! That is simultaneously creepy and not at all surprising.

To Reggie Rose’s credit, he did help Derrick pass the SAT.

Technology makes plenty of mistakes, but it tends not to be biased bc of an underlying inferiority complex, and abuse its discretion in performing its function (unless programmed by Marty Foster).

“they don’t get sent down to tripe-A”

Rendon’s been asking for it throughout his entire MLB career by intentionally being a quiet, genial player who typically exchanges pleasantries with 3B and home plate umpires and catchers and base runners who reach third while generally playing gold glove-level defense and occasionally bumping up against MVP numbers…

I feel like the first few people downplaying this interview are plants or something.

I’m sobbing. This woman is so brave. To be thrown into to this and handle it with such strength and poise. Last I heard she’s attending my Alma Mata in the fall and I don’t feel worthy.

Re: Selfie Kid

Doesn’t it make it worse that they did it in his hometown? He didn’t care for this artist, and considered using artists after their death “demonic,” and then they did it right on his own home turf.

It seems like a desperate compromise between racist America and hipster America.

I don’t think that most people in the stands were Minnesotans. Then there’s also the fact that Prince himself didn’t even like JT.

Jesus, Donald. Don’t be a bitch just because you were told your boyfriend couldn’t come.

Honestly, he’s probably banking on a theory that “Muslims will be mad about this and will attack us in retaliation” - so that he and his dipshit followers can be proven “right” about “them” and oh hey look over here while we ban and incarcerate people based on their religion...

That’s fucked up - it’s not just dry mouth. Something is more wrong than usual with the Dotard.

Funny enough, if there’s three people that are going to be left in jail because of their father it’s gonna be them:

280 characters = twice the opportunity to show your ass.

Is there a way for all parties involved to lose in this situation? 1, the other owners force Jones to shut up, 2, in a blind rage where he forwards Kaepernick all of the messages from the owner’s private AOL chat room where they clearly and obviously agree to blacklist him, 3, that evidence is used to (insert legal…

A mysterious series of lightning bolts striking both Goodell and Jones simultaneously.