So was a case of coors

Hey, there was a day one of these was a straight ticket into redneck panties. 

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

If Ford undercuts the (ludicrous) sticker prices on the current Jeep lineup, they’re going to have a huge winner here.

Or are they devoted because there has been nothing to compete with the Wrangler? I think a lot of people will want something to differentiate themselves from all the billions of wranglers floating around these days.

Same here. If this were the car I wanted (haha, fuck no), I would want to find one long-termed owned by an enthusiast. Every city has these little dealers that “specialize” in worn-out Euro trash. I find their wares riskier than direct ordering bat soup from Wuhan.

suffers from heroin addiction

I care.

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An ICE Agent named Jesus Mesa shot a Mexican kid for throwing rocks at him?! Self-hatred is real but the ‘cult of police’ personalities is too!

*Every dad that sees one of these on the road*

“I Bought a Submerged Tahoe for $275 and I Nearly Became a Eunuch Trying to Get it Home.”

I’ll pass on calling dibs. Few things are more humiliating than being underwater on a Hyundai.

“Know the signs of a racist having a stroke.” - Surgeon General

Particularly insulted were Moist Brown and Thejewscausednineeleven Jefferson

Unless these girls names are “Moist Cunt” or “Non Seasoned Chicken”, then he needs to gtfo. 

“He makes mistake in his words just talking to him in a conversation, you would know if you weren’t so quick to judge,”

Always nice to see fascist thugs get told “No.”

Look at all these fine specimens of the Master Race.

And for those of us in the mostly rust-free zone, we have the solar problem. The sun eats every single piece of unobtanium or ultraexpensive rubber and plastic bits slowly and surely until a quick glance will result in puffs of powder coming off the oxidized bits.