Don’t go around questioning the Tesla narrative! Elon is the second coming of Edison and Tesla combined, everything they do is genius! Believe him and this statement, damnit!

Can I play?

Sadly, no you won’t.

Yes, it was a very productive afternoon for Torch. Maybe tomorrow will be sidewalls restoration day.

Shark nose BMWs are the best BMWs, for sure.

“That night, I saw a woman placed on a throne without a kingdom while no one watched.”

This truck was built for stupidity. People who bought this new are the same types who wear Oakley “Thin Blue Line Edition” sunglasses, and refer to sex in very aggressive terms. They don’t make love to a woman. They crush some pussy. They pound some poon. They slam some ham.

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I think it would be harder to find something less interesting than F1 at this point.

The individual goes by Boosie Badazz; should we have expected anything different? Dwade, please don’t waste any of your time, energy, and good graces responding to this oxygen thief.

Who or what is a Boosie?

Those FBI stats are not crime commission statistics; they are arrest statistics. They don’t measure how often black or white people actually commit crimes; they only demonstrate that black people are arrested more often.

“Could it be they are not the only ones?”= LOOK SQUIRREL!

It's the security clearance that mattered. It's illegal to willingly lie on them and some other official government documents.

Lying on a security clearance to the military about membership in a domestic terrorist organization. Whole different ballgame.

You wanna hear something crazy man (takes big hit off of spliff)... look in the mirror. Go on look.  See your reflection. Thats you from a moment ago man. Like... you can never really see how you look right now. Its always a past version of you man.  

Let's see where all these Millennial guys land on the subject in 10 years (having inevitably packed on 20 more pounds and approaching age 50). Gen-X-men-on-TV Corden, Colbert, and Kimmel have all acknowledged wearing spanx (because you do whatcha gotta do). Meanwhile, women have been enduring the “beauty=pain” thing…

Filthy engine bay, suspiciously replaced gearbox, and a big ol’ subwoofer in the back? Poorly maintained bro mobile. Crack pipe.

That color is rare. I’ve never seen a red WRX before.  I was almost going to click NP, but the lack of odometer reading, and that story about the military, too suspicious.   That’s too bad.  The car looks clean otherwise.

“What I truly do not understand about incidents like this is why they (cops) don’t walk in, figure out the caller is on some bullshit and then give them a citation for the aforementioned bullshit.”

It’s because cops are garbage.