This

Folded like that to tuck inside a suit jacket pocket

Came here for this response.

Going around a mall parking lot

This guy is a virgin, for sure.

Approved

Geez....Now I’m even saltier!

I hate the word “hack” when not used in conjunction with computers or cutting off a rival’s extremity.

How about a shout-out to the 11 second Merc in the other lane?

That’s a bargain if the price includes body disposal.

lol, no.

For my daily driver I like quiet. I like to make calls on my commute, so bluetooth capability is also a must have.

Having worked closely with the Seattle PD earlier in my career, I can provide anecdotal evidence that it is among the most racist PDs in the country.

Just google “Willow Creek scandal” for some more fun reading.

This is true. Back in the day, I was in the USCG and worked closely with local PD. Because I wore blue and a sidearm, they assumed I was “one of them” and would readily tell me about their abusive exploits. This was dozens and dozens of officers over a 3 year period. When I give this info to people, I’m always met…

She may not be among us, but my wife is and she routinely used to try to get into the wrong car in parking lots.

Pretty sure she ate some boogers.

This is true. Back in the day, I was in the USCG and worked closely with local PD. Because I wore blue and a sidearm, they assumed I was “one of them” and would readily tell me about their abusive exploits. This was dozens and dozens of officers over a 3 year period. When I give this info to people, I’m always met…

You do realize that making an offhand comment on the internet(especially on a site known for offhand comments and trolling) is not the same as actually causing a slow, painful death, right?

Looks like the people who starred my comment would disagree with you