No, if Elon really wanted to help out purchasers in the states that are also banning Tesla service, he would allow authorized 3rd party repairs.

Specifically Michiganders, who are not much more than petulant children with fully-grown adult bodies.

If you’re white the correct answer to this is always tinfoil, miles and miles of tinfoil.

“Oh... is it a breakfast potluck?”

1. TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FUCKING THOUSAND MILES.

COTD is usually GOOD puns, so maybe try that?

Touché

Don’t Porsh your luck.

They shouldn’t have to “Pan”handle to get their asking price...

What gives? Probably your last little brain cell.

Cory Booker is a Senator.  It shouldn’t surprise anybody, especially Fucking Bloomberg, that he knows how to speak well.  He has been doing so for years.

lol, shut the fuck up.

I’ve seen them referred to as ‘the Angreys’ back in the Gawker days

Dude. An asterisk? Really?

The back end of the Camry is raging tire fire in general. Between that and the Lexus Predator Face, it seems that Toyota’s design department is just a bunch of bro’s locked in a room with a lifetime supply of Red Bull and Jager.

I think we’re far closer to solving nuclear fusion than convincing Karens to use the correct lane. 

If we properly educated American drivers about lane etiquette and, well, driving, there’s no reason our interstate highways couldn’t be a fast as the German Autobahn. They’re designed for aircraft landings and troop transport, after all.

Here with my popcorn for the train wreck of comments 

They are bitter about the weather, the fact that all the jobs left and that their college football will never be as good as that of the SEC.

@pettiblay: Really? It's called Capitalism. Go back to Russia!