Guarantee I’d rather live in CA or NY than wherever you’re from.

Considering this happened at LAX, your lameness is extra lamey.

You’re probably going to fucking die in a flaming mass of splattered flesh and crumpled bones with the jetpack, but it still beats flying with United.

The majority of Jalopnik staffers, even all the way back, have had little or no prior professional experience in automotive writing.

There’s plenty of excellent kinja users with zero experience that can write well enough to meet the requirements. Why block them with an arbitrary ‘5 years experience required’ clause?

I’d like to head up a new Malaiselopnik sub-brand of Jalopnik, where we celebrate the underwhelming awesomeness of American automobiles from 1973~1988. We’ll acknowledge the belief that the Big Three were doing the best they could while trying to deal with emissions regulations, Japanese imports, and cheap cocaine. No …

“a couple grand more” for an M?  Nice try.  M’s are going for at least double this...

Nope. They’ll half ass it with a standard Vette motor and call it an SS.

The funny part is there was a T-Rex concept back in the 90s. This is it. 

“1 highway, zero city”

The Raptor seemed like a game changer.  This feels a lot like a money grab.  It looks good, and I hope it is as good as they intend.

I forgot this happened.  I don’t know if we should be giving David T a new project to salvage totaled cars.

Not what I expected at all. That driver was both lucky and, from what I can read of the telemetry, cool as a cucumber. Looks like: hard on the brakes, then off everytime the spin was complete and then back on to the brakes moderately in an effort to stop the spin.

It’s not missed - surely you’re not impying Dr Grenade isn’t aware of this - it’s so obviously implied that they’re only factoring air resistance in the hypothetical that it wasn’t even worth mentioning. The question isn’t fun to answer if the answer is “no” or “nothing” or “0 mph”. When experts chime in on amusing lit…

I’d rather just start using %.

I mention that the fan is for aero purposes and not this--and we cover that in other articles. I just want to know if you could move the car with the fan. I know that’s not the point!

Jason I adore you and this blog but if I have to use the percent sign at work now, it is your turn to use “mph.”

“I know that plenty of professional sports have a few teams that benefit from better funding than the rest, but F1 is the only one I know of where it’s baked into the actual rules.”

BOOT STRAPS! HARD WORK! SELF MADE!

Grow up. 

That miata's a little rough, but I'd hardly call it garbage