“Unless you are nerdy or weird or both, you probably don’t find yourself thinking about Morgan too often.” ... ahhhhh ... I guess I’m nerdy or weird or both because I named my daughter Morgan ... after the car maker ... because I’m a true jalop.

You mean the one that was last sold over ten years ago? Hyundai/Kia is a very different beast nowadays.

I am 100% on board with cars having names. The alphanumeric thing kind of puts everything a manufacturer makes into an anonymous “Sure, an Audi I guess” territory.

K5 is already taken.

Before you vote CP, you need to know why - behold, the car in its original, beautiful form:

Cool and maybe they can badge them with the torque rating in ounce inches too

When you’re so rich and you can have Rolls Royce do whatever you want, it really doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks is tacky.

This seems a little bit like Lewis Hamilton spending the weekend racing a Super Modified at a dirt oval in Indiana

OK but how about him and Lewis Hamilton swapping rides? I feel like I am hallucinating.

Do you know how easy it is to swap hoods? They could have met at the same gas station and exchanged them right there.

I always try to take a giant breath and see if I can read the whole sentence in one breath.

Dibs on the movie rights.

Just wanted to leave this here

Shut up pedo guy. AND I CAN LEGALLY SAY THAT NOW! - Elon.

The DeLorean Flight of the Navigator:

No people will walk up, put their faces three inches from it, and stare for a few minutes trying to see the hidden unicorn.

I want to put that wrap on my truck. People will think I’m driving a top secret prototype. 

Yeah man, I'm so protective of my lambo, I don't even let myself drive it. Hell, I don't even let myself *buy* it in the first place. That's why it's still "for sale" at the dealership. Yep, that's the only reason.

But unlike an elected official, it has zero bearing on your life or the institutions you rely on. So fucking give it a rest.