Did you seriously just use “pot” as a verb grandma?

Sorry, but my right to judge is supreme!

If you are so in need of sneaking a bear into some venue that doesn’t allow it I would say that you have a much bigger problem. A problem that only an organization like AA can help you to solve.

*Should HAVE been you, terriblehuman

Local media reporter = all tape on a car is duct tape

Ask Jalopnik. They can convert that from Miatas I’m sure.

This being Deadspin and all, how much more does it weigh than a 1999 Toyota Corolla with most of the paint still on it?

I just assume that everyone in Florida is committing some sort of crime.

One of the most fun things to do is to ruin everybody’s night at the karaoke bar by performing a haunting rendition of a Radiohead b-side, perhaps like Myxomatosis or You and Whose Army?

Who keeps buying matches whose box doesn’t have a striker strip on the side?

That’s not a celebration, that’s a suicide attempt.

I’ve got nothing but respect for Memphis. Seeing injuries obliterate their team and still end up fighting to win the 7 seed this year was pretty damn impressive.

Nah. This team was pretty awesome. Played with a different lineup almost every night. Compare them to the Houston Rockets who could give two shits even though they have Harden and Howard.

They got an ovation after losing tonight. It was really sweet.

I’m a Grizzlies fan. It’s more like a “Buried Alive” match.

If I were a fan of the Grizzlies I’d be jumping off a ladder too.

Someone tell Dwight there is a perfectly legal substance to enhance grip in situations like this

On that point I totally agree.
The intellectual property issue introduced by Facebook is awful.

In a way it’s a double penalty for developers wishing to produce great “regular” games and software but kinda forced to go with the flow and subsequently lose their IP because of that.

Somebody else that has the power of boycott is the consumer.
Don’t buy it, problem solved.

OT, I disagree about the oil change. I know how to and have done it in the past, but paying someone $20 to change my oil for me is a convenience. I’d rather not carve out 30 minutes in the hot sun sliding underneath my car, getting oil all over me, and then having to drive somewhere to dump my old oil. Let someone…