You just miss the perfect title and the obvious pun for the album;

I felt like this a lot in my first marriage, where he literally never had any idea what to give me for gifts. Even if I specifically told him to buy me X for my birthday, he’d come home with the equivalent of Marge Simpson’s bowling ball. Because he never actually thought about me.

The current Mr. Bells, on the other…

That Adams quote reminds me of something that happened late in my marriage. I forget what nasty thing he’d said to me but I said, “You know, I don’t think you think about me half as much as I think about you.” I wasn’t normally given to dramatic statements but there had been a lot of stuff pointing in this direction.

It kind of sucks that of all characters, Noah was the one who didn’t have an arc.
(I’ll show myself out, thanks.)

Never thought Miley would take relationship advice from Taylor Swift.

No. That is absolutely not working for her.

I’m on Irish time but that just means I’m drunk and lost my watch.

I feel like that would leave you with precious little free time, Demon

“What kind of things do you like me to do with you body?” Jeb said as I looked over the contract. “Do you like it when I keep it from healthcare?” Oh my. My inner goddess screams YES but I blush.

Had it coming.

Stop giving them ideas!

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This morning I woke up and under my pillow was my cat! I can’t tell if he likes the pressure of my head pushing a pillow into his body while he sleeping or if he’s trying to get me to unknowingly suffocate him while I sleep so that he can frame me for his murder Gone Girl style to teach me a lesson. Really hard to…

The ‘We’ in the title also includes Avery. At this point, I wouldn’t be surprised if they framed him, and he did it.

“How We All Did It”

Yes. Elfman was quoted as saying; “AIDS is a state of mind.” I can’t see her without thinking of that.

I feel bad for this guy since it seems like he might have a mental health issue. Or he’s just stupid and thinks he can handle the bed bugs on his own. Either way, I’d HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE him if I lived in that building. I had bedbugs TWICE in two separate apartments and omg that shit fucks with your head in a…

I read like a voracious word slut. I will do anything for a character that gets under my skin, for a wordsmith that spins a tale. Fuck that - poetry is my favorite tryst.