The only fermented drink I like my wine.

What the fuck is Kombucha? Sounds nasty.

Shailene Woodley continues to inform us that she still does not understand what feminism is.

I saw neither. Even with red bull and coffee flowing through my body, I passed the fuck out.

Cheers! I just dunked red bull into my coffee. I'll need that luck.

Because ... I'm a very irresponsible student who has an essay due (read: been due since November end) and I can't write because my cognitive skills are poor as fuck and ... writing an essay on governmentality and risk society is hard as hell and I just want this essay gone from my life. So .. I'm forcing myself with…

IT'S 5:08 AM IN SYDNEY AND I SPAT OUT MY COFFEE AT THIS ARTICLE THANK YOU JEZEBEL JUST WHY

This gets me every single time.

Aye man, I'm seeing all of this snarky shitty comments towards you and I just wanted to say; thanks for this. Seeing all of these Clarkson fanboys makes me exhausted for having to defend people who are disrespected by this awful person. So yeah, thank you.

Cannot watch this in Australia, cannot watch ANYTHING IN AUSTRALIA FAWK THIS.

Alright, that's it. I'm fucking done with white people.

NOT GOING TO LIE, I LAUGHED SO HARD, I FARTED AND NOW I'VE LOST THE PLOT.

I'm so happy right now and it's 6.16 AM and I'm not a morning person so that's saying a lot.

What is she doing?! What is happening?

Came here to say that.

Can Maroon 5 just stop

Huh. I'm doing it right and ... I learned how to use chopsticks all by myself. I'm kind of proud of myself.

I woke up today not wanting to attend class, but after this, I pretty much don't want to attend anything. I am horrified. I am in tears and utterly horrified.

Oh, I agree.

I don't think Sarkeesian is trying to stop freedom of expression in art forms. But depictions matter. Representations matter. She's questioning and calling everyone to question. Everyone loves a sexy character but when represented that way all the time, it's just a whole new level of lazy. She's calling for more…