Please proceed to fuck yourself with a cactus.

I agree. It can get slightly overwhelming. Hope you enjoyed the fireworks this New Year! :3

I think the only reason I was okay with being slapped on the face or the back (not bum, but back) was because I was also physically abused by my father. My mum would discipline me. But my father would actually beat the hell out of me (kick me and all of that jazz). And that's why I appreciate my mum's discipline…

Being born and raised in Dubai, fancy stuff in other countries does not even have me lifting my eyebrow. I kind of hate how desensitised I am to "richness" in other countries. Takes away the awe factor.

Can somebody make her eat shit already? Like, actual feces. I am so utterly sick of this. I have seen enough rape victims who, 15 years later after being molested and raped, suffer so much from the trauma. I feel the need to vomit every single time I think about it.

I googled facesitting and .. I don't know what I expected.

Ew, no, wtf?

This will never not make me laugh.

You won the internet for the day.

Person has been trolling hard for a while now.

I'm currently at my Uni library, everyone's going crazy with exams and assignments and here I am, giggling so hard at this because I cannot. control. myself. so. cute. omfg.

Not seeing a problem with this.

"Why anxiety is good for you"??? Go fuck yourself with a coconut.

I LIVE FOR HER OUTFIT GOD DAMN I WANT IT SO BAD.

This is the best comment of the fucking century. I have screenshotted this and have it as my fucking wallpaper. Think I'm joking?

As a woman, a feminist and a hardcore gamer, this breaks my heart.

I am so fucking upset with this, I am honestly hoping that if I ignore it long enough, I won't have to deal with it.

Oh God, I know all of these terms from working at TGI Friday's and for some reason, I'm not too happy about it.

I stopped at 4 seconds because I couldn't stop laughing, oh my god.

It may be because I'm on the rag right now but this didn't freak me out one bit. In fact, I'm down with this.