So ridiculous that she seems to think she can’t be racist because she’s Iranian. Iranians are just as racist as everyone else. When I was over there last summer, I was particularly struck by how much shit people talked about Arabs. Not to mention that every person I met there considered themselves white. So.

In college I frequented a local coffee shop, and there was this guy who I saw semi-regularly. In the summer he ALWAYS wore khaki shorts, and he always sat legs positioned perfectly to get a glimpse of his balls. The first time I was like poor dude has no idea we are all seeing his wrinkly junk. Second time I got…

It would have been perfect if he was also reading this

They probably brought some gifts too.

4. Sean Spicer yelled that Comey was fired into the hall so reporters would overhear and break the story. This was followed by Spicy hiding in the bushes to avoid real questions from media.

It’s phenomenal!

The director of the Census Bureau is stepping down amid a steep funding shortage, which is...bad!

Kids have very structured rules. He doesn’t know what he’s doing and for all we know could be on the spectrum. He may not know better.

Politicians should know better.

I’m Canadian. That would have been months of apologies by the perpetrator. An apology from whoever got whacked (for being in the way). And apologies from anyone in the immediate vicinity.

She’s used to being ignored. Usually because instead of sitting down with the family for dinner Ted takes a can of soup off the soup wall and eats it shirtless by himself in a dark room. God forbid if she might be in the way of a can of cream of chicken.

Bless this child. He’s more persistent than the entire Democratic party that just had an election stolen from them.

I’m betting Heidi never got an apology.

and an officer? which strikes me as odd considering how we worship the cops.

I have friend who live in Queens who went to Staten Island once and got lost looking for a TGI Fridays. Long story, but they told it like they were in a horror story. They had fear in their eyes.

I hate driving through Staten Island, I have to roll up my windows and put the air on recirculate because the stench is so bad.

Serini was ordered held on $3,500 bail after the arraignment.

I was never a fan of Seth when he was on SNL so i pretty much ignored his show. But after seeing a few clips I started watching and he’s really pretty good, the format really works for him. And his “A Closer Look” segments manage to be informative, biting and harsh without being smug or crass.

Jimmy Fallon is the fakest person on late night television. My wife and I watched him for about a year but got sick of his insipid grinning and dumbed down content. We’re all about Seth Meyers now.