If you’ve ever worked a super fast paced high risk job you may sympathize with him. Sometimes your mind just fucks with you when the adrenaline kicks in.

Will our new Univision overlords be implementing a "Sábado Gigante" special on Deadspin? If not, how can I volunteer to help make Don Francisco the next Chilean Drew Magary?

I’d be willing to help with these sort of stories for nothing. I enjoy Deadspin so being a resource for Spanish, slang, and insights on Latin culture would be a stellar side gig.

This is the only correct reply besides “Wwwhhhhhooooosssss a gooood girl? Whhhooooooosssss a gooooddd girl!?”

I’m for this if it means Bettman and the NHL puts the pipe down and realizes expansion should go to Quebec City and Seattle way way way way way way before Vegas is even brought up jokingly.

Wounds still fresh, eh?

This is why Pokemon reveals are awesome. Everyone INSTANTLY falls for their starter at first glimpse.

Meh, either you get tradition or you don't. Baseball has it. Hockey has it. Soccer has it. It's tradition what makes a sport a huge part of a culture.

Robert E. Lee was a bad ass. Keep the name.

Big to differ!

And Crawford wasn’t the Queen of embellishment in Game 4 only to be rewarded by ref ineptitude? Give me a break.

Patrick?

Shaymin! One of those kind of lower tier legendary/mythical Pokemon

I like this. Bring back the Bull Moose!

Prison sentence will probably be pretty light. Another 10 years living in OKC, reduced to 5 in Edmond or Norman for good behavior.

I’m from OKC too (sad face)

If you guys want to read more about the shit storm that is Chesapeake, Devon Energy, the ruling elite of Oklahoma City and its local officials check out thelostogle.com — It’s a local OKC parody blog that frequently hammers these people.

This sounds like a basketball fan.

Born and raised in Oklahoma. Can confirm.

Hahahaha chiropractors