If you’ve ever worked a super fast paced high risk job you may sympathize with him. Sometimes your mind just fucks with you when the adrenaline kicks in.

Will our new Univision overlords be implementing a "Sábado Gigante" special on Deadspin? If not, how can I volunteer to help make Don Francisco the next Chilean Drew Magary?

I’d be willing to help with these sort of stories for nothing. I enjoy Deadspin so being a resource for Spanish, slang, and insights on Latin culture would be a stellar side gig.

A bridge collapsed in Oklahoma yesterday. In response the State is now cutting Math. Our students can no longer multiply by 7 and above.

Woo late night Gizmodo.

Definitely see where you’re coming from. It’s how I feel every time Idris Elba is the first name everyone mentions for any role with a black man. Black James Bond? IDRIS! Black Green Lantern? IDRIS!!!

This is the only correct reply besides “Wwwhhhhhooooosssss a gooood girl? Whhhooooooosssss a gooooddd girl!?”

I’m for this if it means Bettman and the NHL puts the pipe down and realizes expansion should go to Quebec City and Seattle way way way way way way before Vegas is even brought up jokingly.

Wounds still fresh, eh?

This is why Pokemon reveals are awesome. Everyone INSTANTLY falls for their starter at first glimpse.

Iron Man suddenly develops survivor guilt/ Cap becomes extra stubborn is no more plausible than Batman and Superman hate each other from across the bay.

Paralyzed for what? Like 5 minutes of screen time? Power braces fixed up that “sacrifice” real quick. If you seriously think he won’t be back in the Iron Man suit in time for Infinity Wars you’re either gullible or too ready to accept whatever Marvel feeds you.

You’re getting ripped by those blind fools but you’re correct.

Meh, either you get tradition or you don't. Baseball has it. Hockey has it. Soccer has it. It's tradition what makes a sport a huge part of a culture.

Robert E. Lee was a bad ass. Keep the name.

Big to differ!

And Crawford wasn’t the Queen of embellishment in Game 4 only to be rewarded by ref ineptitude? Give me a break.

Patrick?

ASMR should have taken the cake on this.

Shaymin! One of those kind of lower tier legendary/mythical Pokemon