I like to think my High School reunions come to me, but then I remember that I never left town after graduation and I just happened to be hanging around the school gym, like I do on many days, and kinda stumbled into my 10 year reunion while I was trying to find an inside place to pee.

It's still trash pizza. 

Some of humanity’s greatest accomplishments have been done for nothing more then spite. That or drunken promises.

Why do you hate the baby Jesus/solider/firefighter/policeman Voltron?

I hope when the bullet stuck him in the chest, his last words where: “I’ve made a huge mistake.” Some ragtime version of “Sound of Silence” plays in the background.

I remember the last time I knocked some Lego off of the nightstand and it shot through the wall and severely injured my loved one. 

If we’re being honest here, I really just want crack.

Just mentions or visual depictions of substances. Franks too busy getting it mushed under the table by the Snail to be in every scene enjoying booze.

Is it possible that Tony Danza believes if he acts in a role under a name other then “Tony”, he will lose part of his soul? Be unable to recognize himself in the mirror or recall cherished memories?

Hopefully there weren’t any BEES!!! In the studio. I’ll have to check this out when I have time. The man is best described by that Community episode where Abed gets “possessed by Cage”

Yeezus...

T.I.L.!

I was hoping ABC would tackle the issue of fecalphilia by having the family come home to find Rosanne dead on the couch, smeared in shit from having been clearly chowing it down for hours until she choked on it.

Hot take on this Andrew Jackson fellow... kind of a dickhead. A real first class asshole.

I learned this during the Wings years.

Phil eats a whole jar of marijuana Candys, gets hungry, decides to make himself a California cheeseburger out of a couple of the kids.

Dark. But it could save lives though awareness. The more you know...

“Sure, there are Nazis in the bunch, but there is also a lot of potential”

No, you remember right. They also audibly whisper really bigoted shit about the lizardpeople. It's like, hey guys, we're all here to destroy good or whatever. Can't we just get along and get the job done.

As far as cultural war enemies are concerned, what’s the verdict on dweebs, geeks, spazs, and poindexters?