Well she is the 1%, so...

Surely the Dodgers, of all teams, can find a way to end a blackout.

He should have known better than to try to sing an ABBA song.

I’d rather get this on a shirt

Baseball’s regular season and playoffs couldn’t be more different. Marathon vs. sprint and all that. It’s managers like Francona who recognize this that succeed in the playoffs, while mouth-breathers like Mike Matheny piss away their team’s chances in high-pressure playoff situations because they manage like it’s June…

The only thing worse than the cubs are cubs fans. Anyway tell all the black people on the south side how united the city is. Fuck the north side and fuck the cubs with their fake ass Everyman manager and their douchebag players that do adds for express men. Here’s to another hundred years

Sorry, but a statement like that makes you a Cubs fan.

“Who’s that?”

Quit ruining my jokes by bringing up politics.

*whom

Who has witnessed his team actually win a world series. Plus he doesn’t have to associate with Cubs fans, which is a positive even if he didn’t get to enjoy watching his team win the WS.

I saw that joke coming and still immensely enjoyed someone opening the door and letting you walk through it.

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

In Los Angeles, they call it “the 7-9.”

The Cubs are just setting themselves up for even greater heartbreak in either the NLCS or WS. I can’t wait!

Did you honestly think I would quote GHWB around HERE...?

Does anyone else remember that one time when Cubs fans ran one of their own out of Wrigley Field and then ruined his life? Good times.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

If it makes you feel better, you’d be saving the Midwest from experiencing Cubs fans instantly passing Red Sox/Cardinals fans as the worst in baseball.

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