That Elaine?

Much better than another article about how everything is racist.

Are you really gonna do this for every Cardinals win this season? Really?

Seems to me libertarianism is about as American as it gets. Socially inclusive yet wanting freedom from overbearing government. Problem is, few people know what the Libertarian Party is about and think it’s some sort of anarchist Republican spin off

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Keith and Ron are slowly turning into Statler and Waldorf and I LOVE IT.

I can tell I spent too much time on 4chan (two weeks) back in 2010 because I fully expected that last guy to fly in to the World Trade Center.

I do not watch the NFL, but I will gleefully read every article about how fucked up and stupid the NFL is.*

Kessler’s from Bakersfield. Cleveland is a huge step up for him.

Which is what makes throwing her to the ground and kicking her totally acceptable.

...to people who don’t get baseball.

Why is this shit being cross-posted to Deadspin? It’s Monday morning - could we maybe get something about, I dunno, football?

As a Royals fan I am used to it.

I think there’s a pretty clear line between “privileged kid doing dumb shit” and rapist.

He’s 16 and going to NFL games with his Dad, and has a sister who will write a phone number on his chest? Plus three very good dogs?

Everything about this story is fucking awesome. This guy, Kevin Harlan, that suck-ass game, all of it. Fantastic.

Asks the man who doesn’t have netflix.

Tebow’s already at work.