I hope they do so they we can finally rid ourselves of our craziest citizens

They know that their “guns” can’t stop a tank, right?

I almost want to see that. Revolutions require organization, and I get the sense that Trump supporters are some of the most disorganized, shambolic, grab-asstic people around. They’d probably be a bigger threat to themselves than anyone else.

Thankfully, the American right is good at making aggressive noises, and not much else.

The good news is they say that shit ALL THE TIME and somehow the people’s glorious revolution has yet to materialize.

The only thing these people have in common with Trump is they’re absolute cowards who like to talk a big game. If any of them are stupid enough to try to “take back their government,” they’ll end up like the Bundys.

I have a coworker who said that if Trump doesn’t win that “The South will rise again.” She didn't say it with the least bit of irony or humor. For the first time in my life in regards to an election I'm scared.

Well if that gives us the opportunity to “cleanse” our country of the affliction known as Trump supporters, then I’m all for it.

The batteries on their mobility scooters are going to run down awful fast once the lights go out.

Wait until you're 40. I'm embarrassed to even come to these sites anymore, honestly. Cesspools, the lot.

Ugh. Pretty sure we’re all ready for Rod Sterling to finally come out and finish the narration for this year long episode of The Twilight Zone.

They honestly might not actually know if it still exists, in the same way that it was shown in the trailer at least. Giant creatures do exist, that’s probably as close of a confirmation they can actually give.

A team that isn’t good around you will make sure your day as this character is very short.

The Four Rules

I’ll make an exception for you, but just this once and don’t tell anyone!

All joking aside, Mercy is quite a challenge. I really like doing the support roles, but I find myself struggling so often as Mercy that I’m always jumping over to Lucio instead.
She has a tremendously powerful ability to heal and damage boost,…

This whole Roger Ailes saga makes me feel like a shitty person because I can’t bring myself to feel sorry for these bigoted barbies. If it were black employees accusing Ailes of racial hostility (which you just know Fox News’ lower level black employees have to deal with) Gretchen Carlson, Megyn Kelly and this racist…

female is literally “iron male”

I don’t think I could do that. There aren’t enough planets.

I hear there’s a near infinite amount of planets, so I’ll be naming planets after each of my personal failings.

DDOS is the weapon of script-kiddie edgelords.