But his +5 leather vest of freedom gives him a CHA bonus when speaking to those with a negative INT modifier

A good way to put yourself in the shoes of the average Sovereign Citizen is to imagine that you live in a world where the government is actually made out of wizards, and if you know the right magic spells you can make it go away.

You know, if you make a lot of money and drive a nice car, you deserve to be egged. And if you have really nice hair that you take out in public, you can expect people to try and pull it out. And if you look different and you go outside, of course people are going to call you names. Especially if you have a style you…

America’s fascination with reality stars is going to start WW3.

That’s interesting; do you have any links or books to reference?I'm always looking for new ways to preserve and ferment foods. I've been leery of doing things with fish tho, since my house is hot and small; but the lox came out well.

Only a rich person could possible come up with this. I have never been anywhere with matching beach towels. All of the beach towels my family owns are random gaudy things from vacations in the 80s.

Let’s start with why the fuck she is singing in the first place. What kind of asshole party host does that to their guests.

Just remember kids, so long as YOU don’t personally care about it, anyone else who does is wrong!

Nick cage stole the Declaration of Independence

That’s because he doesn’t want you to suck his dick, Neil.

God damn I miss marching band.

People didn’t walk around staring at their phones before this game then?

This is gonna be one of those comment sections, so I just want to say I appreciate you sharing with your experience and hope things get better.

YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT THIS WOLF RING DOES!? CONJUGATE WITH THE SUBJUNCTIVE PASSIVE PLUPERFECT, SCRUB!!

Sure, but for every posh London accent of tv and film (and presumably real life) you’ve got the gargled Manchester utterances of a Gallagher brother.

Once, the whole enemy team just... left. Except for one poor guy that couldn’t bear not finishing the match. Nobody shot him. He knew that he couldn’t win. I couldn’t bear to see him alone and had him group up with me after the match. He wasn’t that good, but I stuck with him, at the very least.

She’s the Brienne of Tarth of Overwatch: an honorable, fierce warrior who does it all effortlessly while saying “Fuck your gender norms.”

I doubt people would try to hush this up as a private family matter if the shooting involved a non-white family.

Well we could repeal the federal ban on gun violence research for starters. Perhaps with some numbers and a public advocacy campaign, similar to the successful ones we’ve employed for smoking, seat belts, etc., we could do something to curb the myth that guns in the home make people safer. As a society, if we can’t…