Michaelangelo and Raphael for sure. Not sure about Donatello.

I spent my internship at a DV agency and we always had specialized trainings for cosmetologists. Oftentimes, abuse victims and people with severe depression will not only open up to their stylists, but the stylists will often see bruises and cuts from abuse and self harm that may be hidden by hair. We always gave them…

This is at least the third article I’ve read in a similar vein — about depressed people neglecting their self-care — in the last month or two. I don’t know what has caused this emergence, but I welcome it. I work from home so I’m not worried about what I look/smell like to other people, so my depression wins most…

If Fallon were anything else but a white guy, he and his awful fake laugh would never have made it to SNL let alone the Tonight Show.

I love Love LOVE Graham Norton! He’s so good at putting everyone at ease, moving conversations along, and getting a couch of usually random people who have never met before to talk to each other. The booze probably doesn’t hurt either

How does a rich, alcoholic New York comedian have such repetitive, boring stories?

Terry Gross, House of NPR, Mother of Draggin’s.

I find it very charming that Rachel Dratch’s parking offense was right around the corner from Second City. Chicago comedy history right there!

I would not watch that if you paid me. Wacky fish out of water premises are always bad and this one is one step away from the judge assigns her to be a butler.

Agreed. I wish there were enough material for a show about Elizabeth and Clemmie Churchill. I could watch Harriet Walter dry dishes and be fascinated for hours.

because of Taraji and Viola and Kerry

I Googled. Based on my image search results, you’re supposed to dress up as a dining room chair.

For a second, I thought you mean that Jon Goodman was dead. I was so confused.

A male feminist walks into a bar

Also, this.

“I can show you my bank account. I don’t have any assets. I don’t have money, just enough to live. I don’t have money for a sugar baby.”

The queen is hoping he dies first because by Royal Proclamation she’s going to see to it that he is buried wherever she damn well pleases: namely, right next to her in an hermetically sealed glass coffin, his corpse positioned on its side in such a way that the whole country will be able to watch him kissing her royal…

How’d he pay for bail, was it via a fyre sale?

CORY BOOKER 2020:

Will there also be a how-to special explaining why we’re supposed to care about a royal?