As long as we can eventually bask in the deliciousness of both the formula and the food - I’m good. These shows and the niceness of the competitors will always be soothing and nutritious.

Then explain how all of the other US-bake offs (including one with Paul) failed while the only one to succeed had Merry Berry all by her charming, lonesome self.

I still want Nadia and Amir just being cute together every week, doing whatever.

I hope it will be as soothing as GBBO and not some circus TV.

How about a grilling show called

As long as all of these shows follow her new baking show hosted by Mel and Sue.

Santino. Just go to Red Lobster with Tim and Andre and I guarantee your body will detox or whatever the fuck

To be honest I thought he’d make it another three months. He was riding high last week and this is the fastest fall from power I’ve seen so far. Even Flynn made it a couple of weeks.

My college’s SGA was run better than this admin.

Given his track record for weirdly impersonal interactions with this child, he’ll probably try to give the kid a hardy handshake, congratulate him on coming out of his mother’s vagina, and give him an iTunes gift card or something.

Given Mooch’s now-deleted past tweets saying very derogatory things about trump, I’m hoping Mooch goes on a twitter-rant and spills lots of good stuff.

Man, Dolt45 is really playing the long game in destroying everyone who criticized him. The Mooch takes out Priebus and Spicer, who were no fans of Donnie at first. But then Tony loses his wife because he took this job, and then loses the job a week and a half later. And all this after that bizarre kiss the ring speech…

To be fair, he took down Reince “Mad Dog” Priebus, so he probably thought that he was invincible.

Dang. Cows that produce human milk? I spent two years breastfeeding when I could have been drinking coffee, guzzling wine, eating tacos and wearing pretty bras instead of giant cow udder bras stuffed with absorbent pads? Where were these cows then???

Folks, John Oliver took down Jones last night as only John Oliver can. It is glorious. It’s all starting to make sense. And yeah, he’s even worse than you thought.

The saddest part is that they think they’re smarter than the rest of us.

A) No Carson, no thank you.

I’m kinda curious how it will go. TBH if we’re bringing back old school late-90s/early-2000s MTV, though, I’d MUCH rather they bring back Daria.

Next week: MTV Brings back Kurt Loder!

I read the description exactly as Angelina is saying it happened, and so did most people I’ve seen on the internet. They admit the point was to see which (poor) kid had the strongest reaction to being presented with a pile of money and having it taken away. They picked the one who genuinely burst into tears at what…