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I once bought 3 items under $10, and one $40 purchase over a weekend. The $40 purchase was last, and since I only had like $35 in the account it was important. I should only incur one overdraft fee. But the way Chase processed the charges over the weekend was large to small. So I had 4 overdraft charges. I was

I live in her district and am so glad I do.

Unless your job was “realtor for World Trade Center office spaces,” blaming 9/11 for your career collapsing is 1. rarely a good look and 2. definitely not true.

This is really putting a damper on my pitch for a new TV special called “Is Anderson Cooper Faster Than An Enraged Emu?”

Nah, best Spicey tweet yet was this one:

I just got around to binge-watching The Crown, and wow, some serious wankers in that family, if this version is to be believed. Has anyone else ever watched those movies they did about Edward and Wallis back in the ‘70s or ‘80s (Jane Seymour played Wallis in one of them), and how it was positioned as this amazing love

between his anger at how the Simpson scandal had played out

George V (Edward and Albert/George VI’s dad) rather famously said he hoped Edward wouldn’t marry or have children so that “nothing would stand between Bertie and Lillibet and the throne”. It always tickled me that that sort of happened BECAUSE Edward married, not in spite of it.

If John McCain has brain cancer, then what will the rest of the GOP be diagnosed with?

First of all, lol at your many attempts to make sure the Sanders people don’t flame you. Good luck with that.

Check out this letter she wrote to him pre-marriage.

Remember when Girl Scouts could camp on the White House lawn without fear of sexual predation? *sigh*

If they need a Genie, they should use Coriolanus Burt from Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Why don’t they just cast Jake Gyllenhaal? He did so well playing a middle eastern man last time.

Did we learn nothing from Hamilton??? Someone put Lin in charge of casting this, it’ll be done in a week.

So, we all understand why Dev Patel is not the right choice here, right? If the standard is just “attractive brown man” you might as well call Mario Lopez.

I for one welcome our new world where aunt May is hot.

WHY THE HELL NOT THIS GUY?

If they’re the winning team and we want change, maybe we should compromise and have Adele play Bond while Craig sings.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?