I read his name as Trunchbull Every. Single. Time.

He reminds me of Beverly Leslie from Will&Grace.

I was super excited about Dr. Poisen. Not only do we need more female heroes, we also need more female villains. Especially because her superpower was her mind. She was the smartest person on the enemy side. Could’ve done without Ares being an old white dude. Etta stole my heart.

I don’t know why you use “Squatty Potty spokesperson” as a derogative. Squatty Pottys are ahhhhmazing.

I successfully negotiated my salary for the first time ever. I named a salary during my initial interview, then found out it was a 1099 instead of W2 with no benefits, so when I got the offer I countered with “In light of x,y,z information, I would really need a salary of $x.” Got enough to cover all additional…

I hate the fact that this movie looks awful (to me), but I will still buy a ticket for opening weekend so it can be a box office smash and stick it to smugface fanboys who insist that “no one wants to see a girly movie.”

Colin Jost is the human embodiment of tapioca pudding.

The best pair of jeans I ever owned were Jessica Simpson brand.

I love ABBA, I love Meryl, and I love shirtless Dominic Cooper, but no.

+100 for Bad Education gifs

Graham is a brilliant interviewer. He’s also had YEARS of practice. Corden hosted some shows in the UK which were basically just a bunch of professional comedians that he could play off. He didn’t have any experience interviewing or bringing out the best in his guests. Why the powers that be decided that he was…

Cosign. I also think he had the best monologues. He didn’t follow the setup/punchline/rinse and repeat format of every other late night host. He knew he was a charming story teller and was just naturally funny.

Replacing Craig Ferguson with Corden was just adding insult to injury.

Ethan was a dingus. Fox was hot.

Theresa and Ethan or Luis and Sheridan?

I never understood how Katy could “steal” Taylor’s backup dancers? Did they all break their contracts to go dance for Katy? If so, why? Did she offer them more money? If they weren’t under contract yet, what about Katy’s offer made hers more appealing? Everything I can think of just points to Katy being a better…

I solidified my Cumberbitch cred by seeing The Fifth Estate in theaters opening weekend.

I still have a VHS copy of Wild America sitting somewhere in my mom’s garage.

They’re all so fantastically boring.

Didn’t Blind Gossip already reveal Carmelo’s baby mama to be like a nonprofit worker or something? And several other websites have profiled her.