The vibe is basically “we know we’re being cancelled so let’s do all sorts of weird shit.” Good with a bottle of wine.

There is a decrepit portrait of J.Lo in someone’s attic.

Kissinger’s memoirs are approximately seven zillion pages long. Homeboy can write.

I am once again wondering why Democrats give a shit about Bernie Sanders’ opinion as he is not now, nor has he ever been, a Democrat.

I decided at the age of 12 that I don’t want children. My grandmother (mom of seven) said “Good for you! If you don’t want them, don’t have them.”

I reactivated my gym membership in February after over a year of absence. My first thought was “oh, I need new sports bras and new sneakers!”

Cosign. Whoever wrote that needs to take out the “here’s to strong women” quote. B/c I totally believe MObama *just* heard that.

I’ve definitely had days where I had to dress up for something and ended up feeling myself so hard that I was gadding about all over town b/c “I look way too cute to waste this sitting at home.”

I’ve found that a lot of the Berniecrats in my home state are more than willing to show up at a meeting and yell at everyone, but are nowhere to be found when it comes time to knock doors or make phone calls. “Oh well I contributed money!” Thanks for your $5 and the two packages of pens it purchased.

Culver’s Deluxe with a side of curds and a mint concrete mixer is my idea of heaven.

Delete the app from your phone. I did it and it really made a difference b/c it’s much more involved to have to re-download the app and most of the time I just say f@ck it and walk/bus. But also, if you really need it, it only takes a minute or two to redownload.

Half the fun is watching their facial expressions when they sign and you can tell when they’re switching characters.

No, people don’t complain. Because they usually just don’t look at the interpreter. If you spend the entire time focusing on the interpreter instead of the stage, you’re wasting your own money.

I grew up with a deaf mother and quite a few deaf family members and don’t remember ever watching tv without CC. I’ve also shown up to theaters in the middle of Bumblefuck, New Jersey and asked them to turn the captioning on when we were there. This was in the early 2000s so CC shows aren’t exactly new/unaccessible…

That’s exactly what happens. The interpreter is usually off to the side of the stage and signs. It’s no different than having the subtitles above the stage at the opera.

Richard Ayoade and David Tennant were hands down the best IMHO.

I missed Simon in the last few seasons, but much preferred the rotating hosts.

Anyone else get the “Jennifer Lawrence horribly miscast in Joy b/c Hollywood refuses to hire age-appropriate actresses” vibe?

I don’t get the “in love” air from Wills and Kate at all. My understanding is that no other “appropriate” women were willing to marry him and they got along well enough that he finally ended up proposing to her. I get the “really good friends” vibe from them.

If I was still playing rec sports, I would be buying their Skin So Soft oil by the vat. Still the best mosquito repellant I’ve ever used.