The two country divide actually started when Lincoln let the Confederates off the hook after the war and just let them integrate back into society sans any real punishment. There should’ve been trials, hangings, and bannings of Confederate symbols and memorials.

“Bill Clinton said ‘retarded’ in 1983. That’s much worse!”

I sat front row center for this in Chicago, and it was so good. The costumes and sets in particular are AMAZING. And obvs the two leading ladies are flawless. I made direct eye contact with Patti LuPone at one point during a scene, so we’re basically best friends now.

“forgot” He’s pulling a Joan Crawford. She’ll know why.

Meanwhile, Gary Johnson - Goofus to Bill Weld’s Gallant - admitted to himself what everyone in this universe, the Walternate universe, Earth Two, Earth 616, and every other version of our existence has known for forever...

Yeah, I could see how her 30+ years as a judge and her decades as a lawyer before that make her a hack.

i never watched “true life: i’m getting married” - but did they ever find a solution to the wife’s debilitating shellfish allergy?

Hey, friend. Four years is an AMAZING achievement. You are kicking ass every single day. Hang in there like a kitten on the poster in your grade school guidance counselor’s office. Internet *high fives* and *hugs* for you today. Keep on being awesome.

Something I didn’t know about Jamie Lee Curtis. I am almost 4 years sober and lately have been having a very hard time. I don’t do AA because I don’t agree with it, and my husband and I are somewhat new to a state where we don’t have close friends. Work has been very stressful lately and last night we went out to…

Hillary’s comeback about having enough stamina to endure the Benghazi hearing/witch trial made me laugh.

It’s hilarious that Trump accused Hillary for ‘not having stamina’, while he couldn’t stand for 60 minutes of a debate without panting, sweating, and sniffling, while she stood there smiling, fresh as a daisy.

If this is what your religion teaches / preaches, your religion sucks.

Why don’t you take a moment to think about this callous and irrelevant remark?

I’m always amazed that anybody goes to any NFL game.

Looking forward to seeing him when he signs with the Chicago Fire.

If it wouldn’t be a massive waste of time and resources, I’d love to see the FBI go “oh yeah, well if you knew about it before it happened, we’ll have to assume you were involved and investigate”.

I’m grossed out by people who have problems with age differences.

Really? Age difference is still a thing?? I wear white after Labor Day. Dad’s black and Mom is white. Same sex marriage finally exists. How about the consenting adults thing? Kinda ageist, no?

Did Sarah Paulson also play the character in the 1st AHS who tells Violet Harmon about Roanoke and gives her some phony baloney go away ghost spell that involves saying Croatoan three times?