The sheer gravity of the hottest takes ever will make the Sun orbit the Earth.

Oh goodness. So much Robyn. I crank her shit with my daughters at bedtime until my wife yells at me that "it's time for them to unwind".

Most major retailers will give you the price difference if it goes on sale within 30 days.

Most major retailers will give you the price difference if it goes on sale within 30 days.

You know this letter from that old guy is legit, look at the size of that typeface!

"Wapner's on"

"asshole buckeyes"?

Ahhhh, the old hipster Gatling beard.

Crumbs? Agggh! Me lustful. A/S/L, baby!

You and me, buddy. Food Trucks by work are taking their toll. In fact, I just got home from buying a new pair of running shoes to train for a half marathon after watching my wife do it and get into pre-baby shape. Now I'm embarrassed every time I take my shirt off around her. Her stupid(awesome) abs...

ToxoPlasmico Purress?

So, in Alabama is this unborn-child porn?

That shit's bananas, B A N A N A S!

Roy playing for Montreal is why I started liking hockey. Hasek in the Nagano Olympics is why I love hockey.

Whoa. I scrolled down and saw the picture + caption, "Man, that's kinda awkward."

So... 8 teams? 5 PC and 3 at-larges has already been discussed and I see it happening in 5 or 6 years(I think that is when the CFP contract can be renegotiated). Comparing basketball and football is apples and oranges beyond the fact that they are the 2 biggest moneymakers.

It's also how I justify the cost to myself!

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for posting this. Delauter is a total shithead. I live in Frederick(slight nitpick, he is a county councilman, not a city alderman), so much schadenfreude!

Thanksgiving is going to be so much fun! You should feign a cough and bring a Tamiflu piñata.

Hey! Bawlmer's not that bad!

So a politician is humping a billionaire's leg gearing up to run for President? I know this is small (red skin) potatoes usually, but everything is bigger in Texas.