these probes have been chugging along - continuously - since the Carter administration

Forget Rockefeller cats. Here is a photo of a ridiculously handsome fox...

Michelle Yeoh can do covert operations on me ‘till the space cows come home.

Made me lol.

I think it was a corporate licensing issue which required the JJ-verse Klingons to look substantially different. The lack of hair is the weirdest aspect.

Don’t apologize. Using ‘were’ instead of ‘was’ just makes you sound like Sean Bean.

Mary Poppins III: The Search for Bert.

Can you polish an É-Tron?

Wolvie should be off on his own having adventures in Madripoor.

Sybok, Jeffbok, Paddybok...

But it clearly stars Not-Milo-Ventimiglia. 

Yeah, the Ripley in Alien seems too young to have a twelve-year-old daughter. Weaver was 28 for most of the shoot.

I strongly suspect that was the sequence Jenkins had the least to do with, given what other candidates for the job have said about the studio’s intention to micro-manage the action sequences.

Now, hang on. Adam Baldwin was great in Justice League.

This is probably not even fair, but from The Beatles’ Abbey Road; Golden Slumbers, Carry That Weight, and The End.

How many Thetans are there in Permadouche™ hairspray?

I think Torvill and Dean on Mars would be a pricey ticket.

“Stop! Or My Roger C. Carmel Will Shoot.”

“Aw-aw-aw, Harvey! What’re you doin’ pal? Stop that. STOP THAT!!!”

Why would aliens even stir shit on a planet that has Liam Neeson?