I like how he constantly grooms himself like a cat.

Psychic Moggy & The White Guy? I bet the affable white guy in that show is old enough to break the rules now but always because he’s right and has a gut feeling about these things.

You poor lovely patriotic thing.

music label to promote the work of their friend Ben Dickey

He should do a cookery show.

America is ruled by people who would be beneath the contempt of the villains in old college movies.

“We came in peace, for all mankind.”

Trooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooollklahoma!

Ol' pigeon slicer.

I much prefer Arch-Duking, though I confess it is damned rough on the pheasant.

Mackenzie Davis FTW

The look of the Klingons was designed to disguise the twist of thingy being a whoozit. Much better to restore the classic Goatee,vest and ‘tude Klingons. 

I want to put my face between her thighs, but I don’t want that denim on my shoulders.

Political reporters sometimes (and perhaps ironically) still refer to The Man On The Clapham Omnibus as an alternative to The Man On The Street, though the phrase has mostly fallen out of use.

Going purely on appearance, I would imagine he spends his days terrorising a high school wrestling squad.

Those tacky gold 360 rims need to go, yesterday.