In a better world, Joey Porter shows up to random homes on Thanksgiving and screams “They shot me in Denver” after the prayer... then he grabs a drumstick and heads to the next house

Not only did Mr Carnegie close the mills, but he got the bars to deny entry to former steelers?

I’ve seen pedantic arguments between Porter and Doorman before, but I’ve never seen the police called over it.

Thursday night football, now on Saturday afternoon!

It’s only right for elite programs.

He’s kinda right. Good programs play for the post-season. The stuff that happens in the regular season isn’t really important beyond ensuring that you get to said post-season.

Jokes aside, it’s pretty big of the vet to admit that he needs a service dog. Not easy to discuss one’s weaknesses, especially on television. I wish him and Six the best.

I can’t be the only one who read the head as “Chili Dog Enjoys Hockey Game.”

‘Look, Nevada, I’m not going to explain the difference btwn offsides and icing again. If a dog can understand it, so can you. Now, go get me a corndog and Bud Light in a bowl.’

Involuntary ballslaughter.

I don’t even see the Matrix code anymore. All I see is... blonde, brunette, redhead...

Can someone check Bob to make sure he didn’t have a stroke?

The last time Busch Stadium looked that white, a Cardinals game was being played.

“Great line reading, a great way to connect with those young people.”

“If it’s getting hot in here, then take off all your pads. This is Bob Costas for Tampax.”

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

Oh my goodness gracious.

+1 no means no.

damn you for making me star this.

On the sideline, Ben Roethlisberger looked up, suddenly overcome with a strong sense of déjà vu.