Oh, SNAP!

*PENIS SOMEHOW ELECTED PRESIDENT

The interesting thing is this was just one guy.

When I was a little kid my Dad taught me how be a switch hitter at baseball, figuring it would give me an advantage as I got older. “Learn to use both grips LP.” he said. Boy was he right! It was hugely helpful. Even to this day it helps me when playing my favorite past time.

It’s nice to see Crosby is also a fan of Mark Twain.

I also use my left hand. Leaves my right have free to control the computer mouse.

If you try to hit Tim Tebow on his blindside, you better be ready for God to be blocking.

She was also a highly respected script doctor, known for saving Sister Act and The Wedding Singer, among dozens of others.

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

That you, Roger?

With all the shit happening today, I think the Browns winning is still the most apocalyptic sign.

Once again, I turn and look upon the New York Giants with the faintest sliver of hope...

Yeah, man. Every time the chorus of moans about 2016 wells up - and understandably so - I feel compelled to bring up that you guys know 2017 is going to kick off with Trump being sworn in, followed a few weeks later by a Cowboys Super Bowl, right? I fully expect Terry Crews to be hit by a bus or something in the…

a catholic church with a vial of ancient blood belonging to a saint that predicted future doomsday events, like WWII, is predicting 2017 is gunna be a shitstorm.

Raiders fans are like Simba finding Mufasa lifeless.

We really are approaching the apocalypse and a DAL/NE Super Bowl, aren’t we?