He looks like he pays someone to pick all the oaties out of the Lucky Charms before eating the marshmallows with leftover McDonald’s grease.

Yes. The answer to your question is yes.

Check Fox News prime time tonight.

I mean, the team itself is pretty damn depressing.

I’ve never been to Paul Brown Stadium but I can tell you that one television it certainly LOOKS like the most depressing stadium in the fucking world. Do people die there during games? I feel like they do.

Weirdly enough, I just tried these for the first time last week. Wholeheartedly agree, but they need bigger box sizes like Wheat Thins has. That or I just need to stop eating so damn fast.

Randy, Howe could you?

Goddamit. Wished I’d have looked at more of the comments before making this same exact point about Jeopardy...

I get the idea that a lot of older people on Jeopardy just aren’t as quick on the buzzer. It’s kinda sad when you see their face after some millennial fuck jams the clicker 900 times while the arthritic older contestant can barely push the button.

Well, they’ll be here before “The Winds of Winter,” that’s for fucking sure.

Pence looks like he works in The Bad Place.

I’d love to see Durkin’s pitch when he steps into a recruit’s house and tried to tell a parent, “your child will be safe with me.”

Fuckers are really throwing in the kitchen sink.

Real shame they didn’t replace the turf after that movie.

“We saw people dressed as murderers, devils, serial killers, blood and gore of all sorts.”

*Views screengrab of Phil*

McConnell was more interested in blowing the police, who so bravely secured the scene. Not trying to shit on them or anything, but they didn’t exactly defuse a bomb here...

Now now, he’s probably just saying that to keep the flat-earthers on his side.

He’s saving that for 2020. Really wish this was a joke...

Tory Aikman was a garden statue.