This ad is like if Back to the Future sold out. (Ignores the fact that there were two sequels)

No, it was your fucking doctors who kept your dolt head above water. Maybe God facilitated that. I don’t know. Probably not.

then say goodbye to a recently deceased cameraman.

Today’s tweet calls it a “rare look.” Not really, dipshits.

Aaaaand now I’m off to lunch.

State media is a hell of a thing.

That’s what this election’s about: If you want people running the country that will give into people who want to...yell at you and intimidate you.

Gerry needs a steroid injection next. Really turned into a string bean post-Michigan.

Learning of this column actually had the opposite effect of making me like Gritty (fan of rival team, so I was predisposed to think he was stupid). I hope that anthropomorphic can of spilled orange crush punches kicks that guy in the dick the next time he’s marveling at the wallpaper.

I was trying so hard to close my mouth and not to laugh at this in the middle of a quiet office that it may have sounded like I farted.

OK, Susan, you’re done talking for a while.

Alas, no. But for the purposes of this scenario, let’s say yes -- and an illegal immigrant.

Sessions. Just so I can blow marijuana smoke in his face and tell him I’m fucking his daughter.

At one point, Robert Downey Jr. was going to play Lex Luthor.

our players work too hard, and they deserve to have everything

Yea, had mine for close to 15 years and just kinda got fed up with them. Felt like they were always dirty despite cleaning each night. I’ll admit your eye gets used to them pretty quickly, though. Interesting thing with Lasik (and I’ve talked with multiple others who experience the same issue) is my night vision,…

I’ve gotten Lasik since, but yea this is nothing shocking. Also, you may be the first person I’ve encountered who also had hard contacts. Aren’t they the worst? Get something in your eye and it’s like someone is jabbing a needle in there, or if you lose one in the corner/behind your eyeball...

Is there any difference plot-wise to playing one character over the other? Guessing you (understandably) didn’t do a full play-thru with both, but anything notable there or just surface level stuff?

I contacted Ubisoft during this review to ask about the game’s labor conditions during development but did not receive reply in time for publication.

OK, Brett, we get it. You played sports.