I cited my admiration for his columns in an interview for my college newspaper. Impressed the fellow idiots, became an editor. Eventually got out of journalism, and I’m happier and (marginally) more successful. At least now we can joke about it. Acceptance is the first step.

Bingo. They’re looking for home-field advantage when the last, drug-addled chapter of the Bible starts.

Real fucking brave, spouting that racist garbage. Then he sees himself getting filmed and immediately realizes his ass his going viral. What a little miserable fuck.

I went a good day and a half before being reminded of that... And yes, absolutely.

What’s the difference between Gritty and Donald Trump?

Indeed. He had just won a SB, though, so that’s the NFL for year. If he’s a cornerback, different conversation.

It says so much about that organization that the fucking Brett Kavanaugh of football is somehow absolved of all blame in this mess.

JW Pepper’s granddaughter as CIA agent/Bond girl and long drives into the bayou? I can dig it.

The best odds.

Makes the most sense for why Hillary stuck with him all these years.

This sadly won’t get the number of stars it deserves.

Fingers crossed.

Right. Which is why in this hypothetical press-briefing penis picture, they’d use a different person’s well-endowed member, perhaps a porn star. The “smaller than average” would be decried as fake news and slander. Think of the inauguration, when Spicer trotted out photos that tried to make that crowd look larger.…

That sure as fuck would be alarming.

Absolutely. We could potentially get a fake presidential dick pic at a press briefing, and fact checkers will do the unimaginable work of finding which male porn star’s penis they’re trying to pass off as his own, all while Hannity spends hours breaking down male genitalia.

Sorry, Florence. The coming tweetstorm is going to be Category 1,000 and flood the internet.

Also, this guy’s a dick.

This. Good ideas, bad execution. Some pretty poor performances definitely don’t help elevate the material, either.

Rumors that she’s coming back? If so, I like it and was kinda hoping for it — armor could be nice and singed, too. She was slightly better in TLJ simply because she got to use a little physicality (Think I would’ve preferred her deleted scene, though. Really shows off her crap personality).

+1 to our new AI overlords.