Don’t be scared of the ball, Guy in the Orange Jersey in the Foreground and His Teammate Cowering in Terror Behind Him. It’ll be OK.

Aplogizes if this has already been asked/answered, but can you pause the TV show? Or even turn off the Xbox 10 minutes into the episode and come back to it later?

People act strange during a full moon.

This week in Things Never Seen at a Trump Rally.

I’m not here to defend BvS. It wasn’t great — still trying to figure out some of the leaps the plot took, Eisenberg was all over the place, etc. But the level of literal hate for this movie seems extreme. People are reacting like this flick broke up marriages or bombed Brussels. Moreover, most people weren’t expecting…

Someone’s jumping the sharks around the Island of Dr. Moreau.

“Yea. We can’t deny this shit anymore.”

Yea. I mean I get what your saying. From my (limited) understanding, marijuana isn’t addictive, but I can see it becoming habit forming — I’m not addicted to Oreos, but I eat the fuck out of them. Which just makes me wonder why a guy who’s been in trouble for this before and has to have a clear understanding that he’s…

Really? Just don’t smoke. I have nothing morally against it. It would solve a lot of problems (add a few others — but let’s look at the scales) in the country. But if your job doesn’t want you to do it, don’t. You know you’re going to be tested. And I’d guess he gets it more than others because of his history. So just…

I only caught the end of the pizza one at first and totally thought Pizza Rat got a temp job in an office.

I’m pretty sure that’s what God was telling these people. Then he got back to his day job of assisting athletes to victory while forgetting he left the oven on in the Middle East.

Goddam, now I want M&Ms.

Chip Kelly, you know you’re not welcome in comment sections.

It doesn’t seem nearly as bad as the FC4 eagle problem. There’s a mission where you collect eagle feathers from a perch on top of a cliff, and you can expect those fuckers to come flying fast and furious, but it’s not a huge issue this time around.

No such ability, not that it’s really diminished my enjoyment of the game. Probably a little better than I was expecting, to be honest. But to your point, FPS games in general seem to have a lot of trouble creating engaging and realistic melee combat (Looking at you, Skyrim, who I deeply, deeply love). I’m sure there…

Can any of ‘em throw? Pirates could use some help on the back end of the rotation.

Video is blocked. I just starred as a tip of the cap to the user name. Steeler fan here.

Some of the defendants might enjoy that.

Thank you. Maybe he figured if he buried the dippiest of dipshit ideas in that comma orgy, no one would notice how nanners it was.

I’m completely in favor of this and will look forward to the 2017 edition, but ironically, I’m playing through Syndicate right now and enjoying it maybe as much as Brotherhood (probably my personal series high point, though Black Flag was awesome as Pirate simulators go). Victorian London is surprisingly more engaging…