Joe Block might be the worst play-by-play man in professional baseball. A team could clinch a World Series and if he’s on the radio, you’d never know it.

We need a movie in which the MacGuffin is a McMuffin. Satisfying, and then we still have lunch.

Heyy brother

It’s a major part of the setting and story. It’s a black guy in the South in the 60s. It certainly makes a for protagonist who is facing an uphill battle even if he wasn’t trying to take on the mob. Hopefully, it makes for a good story. I hope attempts at a serious story aren’t overtaken by over-the-top violence,…

Got lost on its way to Avatar 2.

This may be sacriledge, but include the crawl and use a different score? One distinct for Rogue One, and other side stories have their own themes. It strikes a balance of keeping tradition but also making these stories separate from the episodes. Maybe by the third one, it’s something people are looking forward to,…

Case of life imitating franchise.

And Mike Tomlin is hosting a private Hillary fundraiser. Oh fuck, the takes... the takes...

But for what it’s worth, good for James. Seems to be a genuinely good guy. Doozy of a player, too. Always amazed that Pitt reliably sends out 1-3ish-round draft picks but remains perhaps the most mediocre team in CFB. Shows how important a QB is.

These comments seem pretty un-PC.

Really losing your head over a silly skit.

Living on this planet is like not having cable. We’re way behind in watching everything. We need to steal some other galaxy’s Netflix password or something.

I mean, “Barves” sounds like a Canadian or British spelling of the plural for “Barf,” which is a pretty accurate description of the team this year.

Still waiting on him to fetch it back.

Smiling more than ever did in a Browns uniform at least.

This is about as fucking terrible as it gets.*

Take:

I haven’t watched enough of ESPN’s baseball coverage to really know, but is Schilling a good analyst? I’m sure he knows the game, but is he interesting to listen to is what I’m getting at.

I mean this with all due respect to the late Alan Rickman, but I sure as hell hope that quote is on his tombstone. At the very least, I want it on mine.

Trump could definitely work as king. I mean he’s blatantly self-serving, but there are far worse rulers in that respect. The guy has a head for a good economy, knows how to anticipate threats, and he understands the common people and how to gain their approval. Much like Tyrion, the guy is smart.