because South Park sucks.

Looking at his on-the-field inconsistency/off-the-field issues all together, is the Johnny Football Bust bigger, smaller or just about what you expected?

Did he write that note with his non-dominant hand? Then again, my cursive is rusty, too.

To be fair, Kojima can get pretty nanners. And MGSV did have The Man on Fire and wormholes. I see your point, though.

Right there with you on this one.

As long as we’re talking the full-length feature instead of the sitcom/reality show they tried to pull off. Then again, that’s still preferable to Finding Bigfoot.

I believe pretty strongly in the power of suggestion and of the ability of the mind to trick itself. Those things certainly can work together, and that might get us on the path to why people who we know and trust to be rational folks can believe they see the supernatural (used as a catch-all term ghouls, goblins,…

Re. what, exactly? If he (she?) is real, or the ridiculousness behind the people searching for him?

I’m not sure if I actually believe it, but man, I really want Bigfoot to be real. I think it would be amazing.

Bill Cosby just showed up with warm blankets and hot cocoa.

Go on, Cleveland, keep digging. You’ll find gold eventually.

Forgot about Blank’s Big Butthole Bowl.

Knowing absolutely nothing about St. Louis and having only seen the dome while watching games (so not focused on the aesthetics), is Edward Jones Dome a dump or something? I mean 21 years isn’t all that old. Obviously, there are other reason to get out of STL and owners get pretty restless with stadiums, but damn.

Jesus Fapping Christ, I want to play Skyrim again suddenly.

City of Cincinnati: “Jeez. Good thing we’re not those fans.”

I really can’t wait for the Minnesota and Cincinnati “Why Your Team Sucks” rundowns later this year.

God: “OK, time to do something about this Middle East situ — Oh, fuck! The Bengals are winning a playoff game?!”

This is like the highlight equivalent of an Escher painting.

Nice to see Zinedine Zidane is working with kids.