Trump will be fine as long as the one woman he cares about desperately wants to fuck doesn’t snub him.

How long before “Free The Nipple” campaigners show up for public sessions?

I’ve been asked to do that at most job interviews, not just Hollywood. Is that not the norm?

So tell me again why the reason for changing her mind matters? Isn’t it enough to say that she HAS changed her mind, and is encouraging her fiends to do the same? If you needed a kidney or you would die, would you reject it because it came from Paul Ryan?

So now what? She should not vote for an opponent of the AHCA in the next cycle because of the REASON she changed her mind? Should she stop trying to change her frineds’ minds? You are ridiculous!

Holy crap! I cannot believe the number of “compassionate” people on this thread! “Selfish, Republican Shithead,” “This is just a way for her to make herself feel better for being such a heartless asshole,” “if only she’d gotten cancer sooner,”! Do you even HEAR yourselves?

WHY DID YOU USE THAT NAME!?!?!?!?!!?

It is not Elon’s fault if you have a small dick.

I was whelmed once. I reported it, but the cops victim-shamed me and told me to stop wearing clown shoes to the Farmer’s Market.

*Cue the Jets when Cutler goes down in Preseason week 3...

I can do that, I just don’t want to.

The football in the bottom picture seems...I dunno...softer somehow...

I do amature stand-up off and on, but I’ve used the same opening joke for quite a long time. It’s quick, it’s funny, and it gets a set moving along really well.

He writes the songs, motherfuckers!

My Dad had a ‘78 Chevy Malibu Station Wagon (Lime Green). My friends and I did some work on it (this is about in ‘95 or ‘96) and when we were done, he asked me how long he thought the car would last. I kind of cavilerly said “It will last as long as you need it.”

Simple. He’ll sign with the 49ers, then get intercepted by the Jets (which will shock them so much, they’ll accidentally re-hire Rex Ryan before suddenly remembering they already have a head coach in Old Whatsisname). Then he will tear an ACL.

No it isn’t.

But they are the 300 BEST words!

A vas deference...

Ok, but can we get back to this 12 foot dick thing? It seems you’d need special underwear at least. Plus, the chafing. What is the best kind of dick cream for that? And what bout the girth issue? Would it be proportionally thick, or more like a 12 foot string. I mean that would be easier to bunch up and store, but…