You fucker! I literally laughed out loud at that!

no, I will not use that fucking dumbass spelling

Here’s hoping they recast with Chris Evans and Chris Pratt.

Assuming you mean star treks 2, 4, and 6, you’re right, those are all great.

everything is a thing... by definition.

A RAPTOR JUMPS ON THE BACK OF A T-REX AS THEY FIGHT TOGETHER AGAINST A BIGGER BADDER DINOSAUR!

Do what Lucas was thinking back almost forty years ago and get David Lynch to do this shit. I hear he folds space from Ix all the time.

I think if he were at least mediocre, he’d be a starter in the NFL somewhere. If only there were a meme which would fit...

BREAKING: Adam Schefter is reporting that the Tampa Bay Buccaneers have signed Osweiler to a 5-year contract to be their Kicker.

Honestly, I kinda gotta give the guy some respect. Motherfucker got paid when it turns out he wasn’t even good enough for the Cleveland goddamn Browns.

Osweiler certainly has what it takes to be a QB on an NFL roster. He’s so tall that even if he knelt for the National Anthem, most fans would think he was still standing up.

It’s only criminal looting if the perps are black. If they’re white, it’s upstanding citizens doing the best they can to provide for their families in a time of crisis.

I don’t mean to speak ill of the ‘jerking off on armour’ crowd. You do you. If chain mail and tactical Kevlar is what gets you hot, I guess that’s no different than the deep, sensual feeling I have for wrist weights.

Not that it was ever logical or consistent in the first place, but Montenegros argument really breaks down in the last minute: “...where was your outrage when Obama was pardoning terrorists? ...the left cheers when a man wants a sex change...” He faded faster than an Irishman pretending to be a boxer

Pretty sure the Chargers don’t need to worry about filling the position of trophy manager.

Guess once they left San Diego they didn’t have to stay classy

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

Leave gin out of this! Gin never hurt you.

Hey big guy, hang in there. Some days you deconstruct the deep state, and some days the deep state deconstructs you.