My Dad had a ‘78 Chevy Malibu Station Wagon (Lime Green). My friends and I did some work on it (this is about in ‘95 or ‘96) and when we were done, he asked me how long he thought the car would last. I kind of cavilerly said “It will last as long as you need it.”

HULK SNIKT!!!!

Simple. He’ll sign with the 49ers, then get intercepted by the Jets (which will shock them so much, they’ll accidentally re-hire Rex Ryan before suddenly remembering they already have a head coach in Old Whatsisname). Then he will tear an ACL.

No it isn’t.

But they are the 300 BEST words!

A vas deference...

Ok, but can we get back to this 12 foot dick thing? It seems you’d need special underwear at least. Plus, the chafing. What is the best kind of dick cream for that? And what bout the girth issue? Would it be proportionally thick, or more like a 12 foot string. I mean that would be easier to bunch up and store, but…

Is it just me, or did Andrew Dice Clay kill Batman’s Mom?

So, what are you saying? Fuck DuBois? He had it coming because he was a dirty commie? Betsy DeVos gets a pass because W.E.B. DuBois was un-American, so it’s ok that she can’t FUCKING SPELL or tell the difference between GROWTH and PROFICIENCY, or understand that GRIZZLY BEARS are not the biggest threat in schools, or…

Hey!

Dear Paramount and CBS Television,

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Michael wasn’t black.

Also, now that I think of it, saying “ANY REPUBLICAN” is not dissimilar to saying “ANY BLACK PERSON” or “ANY WOMAN” in context. Rhetoric is rhetoric, no matter which side it comes from.

Here is the problem with our political system. “Democrats” are no more responsive or responsible than “Republicans”. If you fill out your ballot by checking everyone in YOUR party without even reading their names, then you are a mindless sheep, and you are contributing to the problem.

It’s not about sweeping Democrats into office, it’s about sweeping people of Integrity, no matter what their party! So many Democrats can also be called corrupt and self-serving, but it all stems from a blind allegiance to PARTY above independent thought! I would LOVE to see some people of integrety elected on the…

Bagdad Sean...

If she was Tommy Hilfiger, wouldn’t she be UNDER-age?

No, they are more likely to be Browncoats...