Yes.

Yes. Yes I do...

Par-rump-a-pump-Trump...

Actually, the phrase “Trump transition team” fits better here.

What about Tom Brady when he’s winning?

No, that would be low-hanging pussy.

Holy shit. There has never been finer comedy.

“At least you can still wear a hat!”

It physically hurts me to read that...

“gives a damn”

This should work well if they are taxing the legalized sex trade.

At least now the kids can learn to count in base seven...

Why? When they score, they could ring Patty LaBelle!

I could care less about this entire thread, irregardless of its originally intended meaningfullness. We shan’t conversate on this ad infinitum.

I think Megyn Kelly may be the ONLY person to emerge from this past election season not utterly submerged in shit

You can dispense with the plastique if the car is a Pinto. The radio signal from a cell phone should be enough to detonate one of those babies!

This is a shame.

The proper vernacular is:

THIS!

Perhaps Rey is a clone of Luke. Nothing says a clone HAS to be the same gender as the original. I think Ultimate Spider-Man proved that!