Aww, now I feel a little bad cause I was sitting on it for a while, thinking someone else would go there. If I'd only waited another few minutes.

It was caused by a gush of water from your mom!

1. Study geology.
2. Take it down from the inside.
3. ….Profit?

Then he's suing the wrong entity?

In seriousness, I think we should aim for higher than, "Not the worst!" though.

That's entirely fair, I feel basically the same way.

I agree with that, but "white genocide" and "male genocide" are stupid, completely fictional buzzwords that white supremacists and MRAs (respectively) go on and on about.

Given they're both things that aren't real, you're dumb.

"For [my wife's] birthday, I bought her a master's of interior design from DePaul. She knows all the colors now!"

I lol'd

"So long and… FUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUU"

But his term ends after that? (Assuming, of course, he stays it out.)

By "Trump" do you mean Fred Trump?

"Also, us, ultimately."

"To the pain!"

Make America As Hated As Possible

Sweet Laurel Canyon sound: 13/10

Fine, I'll stand down. But be warned, I'm not the only one deep in the throes of grief!

I gather it's cause the coal miners might have to learn something new. Surely you understand why we should just keep hurtling along our path of destruction.

What a stupid thing to say. It's on Netflix. If you don't like it, that's one tile you may have to scroll past. Boo hoo.