Anakin built it, DUH

I was born a bit after 1983, but still fit with all the other signifiers here, including the "college-age when Facebook came out" bit. (I remember typing "thefacebook.com"!)

It takes them a whole movie to discover the existence of lube?

That is an extremely generous assessment of their heaviness.

I like the Futurama version!

I thought it was about a chef. No amount of profanity is inappropriate.

SO IT MUST BE STOPPED AT ALL COSTS.

You met Kimmy Schmidt??

"Middling" is a very generous appraisal of KISS's music.

What, did he say something anti-Semitic again? Fuck this Guy

Fuck you, Gene.

"Because you watched The Ridiculous Six"

I don't much like Friends.

That pillow is clearly filled with popcorn.

Ooh! Use a large-print edition!

Fantastic universe name!

Andrea's mall kiosk was named "The Piercing Hole".

Drunk Andrea continues her dog-related antics.

"Can you believe this tuna tartare is made entirely of cashews? Isn't it so fishy?"

Or Gladys Knight showing up to tell everyone to stop singing… Yeah, I see the pattern.